you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

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i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

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Just because I post naked pics doesn’t mean I wanna see or hear about your dick. Just because I talk about sexual things doesn’t mean I want to get sexual with you.

I can’t stress this enough.

Yes even if I make posts saying I’m dick deprived it does not mean I want yours.

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if you ever call me annoying I’ll think about it for approximately 7 to 7 and a half years and hate myself

LMAO omg I just imagined you walking down the street and you suddenly start to swell up or inflate like a blueberry! Not in a mean way haha omg sorry it was amazing tho!

Ahah okay then! Thank you I guess!